dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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