I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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