these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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