let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
