i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
i've created a new STD.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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