yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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