There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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