just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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