Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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