i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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