Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He felt like a one man threesome
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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