yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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