our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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