I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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