I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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