did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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