I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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