How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Randomize
