I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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