windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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