You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
