Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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