3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
one two three fourrrrnication!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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