Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
