I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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