butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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