We need to rekindle our bromance
The beer is more important than you right now.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
