An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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