it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
