She said her name was "party"
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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