And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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