Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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