we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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