I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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