I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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