have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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