so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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