Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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