So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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