I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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