what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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