What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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