Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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