is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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