She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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