I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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