For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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