Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Randomize
