If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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