Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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