i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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